Monday, August 17, 2015

WTF! 17 Kindle eBook Cover straight from hell – TURN ON

Fail Alarm: If everyone who wants to can publish their own eBook ... > Fail Alarm: If everyone who wants to can publish their own eBook … (© 2015 Share / Kindle Cover Disasters)

Stop! Stop! Never draw hasty conclusions! But even if the phrase “Do not judge a book by its cover” is very common in English, we can not help. The following 17 Cover of eBooks that there are actually so to buy for Kindle and Co., are just too crazy to be true.

. 1 “Coconut Oil For Pets”

Hey, that’s not grumpy cat in the middle? So if that makes coconut oil with dogs and cats, then it should be perhaps more forbidden …

. 2 “But … You’re a Horse”

Yes, the horse, hugging the woman has hands. And yes, this book is actually buying a Kindle version …

. 3 “Invaded by the iWatch”

In the mass of erotic literature can just not be invested in each cover work. But if Apple knew …

. 4 “People Who Need To Die: Cell phonies”

Here someone has really a hatred of smartphone users – and good design …

5 , “Rise of the Carrion Lord”

Really! At least one Photoshop basic course, people who make the book cover, visit maybe …

. 6 “The Devil’s Bestiary”

When dogs in armor are not scary enough, you simply put on hold penguins eBook Cover …

. 7 “How To Commit Robbery – Not!”

The author of this eBook, however, is Photoshop Professional – not! Looks to me more like Paint plus WordArt from …

. 8 “Tender Kiss of a Russian Werewolf”

This published by the author on their own eBook was actually discussed in a Wired-review. After tender kisses me not see this Russian werewolf but from …

. 9 “Werehipsters”

What’s worse than werewolves? Well, clear Werhipster! And this cover …

10th “I Know What You Did Last Supper”

topped the insanely creative cover this eBook only from the word game from hell …

11 , “Sedulity – Book One”

Phew, that’s just it again went well! Whether it comes in this eBook that a meteorite missed a cruise ship?

12th “Cuddly Holocaust”

no less exciting sounds and the others advertised on the cover work of the author: “The Cannibals of Candyland” …

. 13 “Zombies and Shit”

This Carlton Mellick III seems to be really efficient. With so many books that he wrote, the creativity in terms need him sometime out on the book title …

14th “Bigfoot Bob”

Bigfoot Bob knows who the Babo is …

15th “My Weakened Soul”

And why not include drawings on an ebook cover …

16th “Mistaken Identity”

The author of this book and creator of this cover can really only hope that you hold it every now and then for someone else …

17th “Sextrap Dungeon”

Here not only the image of laughter provides. The most important information of the cover: The eBook does not contain any long words

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